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The Impossible Gift Shop

A place for unusual gifts and extraordinary ideas.

AllBooks, mini-books, dossiers and downloadablesBrowser-based instruments, simulations and playful toolsBundles, format twists and finite product modelsCertificatesDigital wall art, decks, journals and printable collectionsExisting audio and knowledge repackaged without new recordingsFictional artefacts, absurd bureaucracy and impossible archivesGamesKeepsakesMyth, worldbuilding, storytelling and imaginationNarrow practical printables and useful everyday productsNovelty certificates and delightful nonsenseOccasionsPracticalPrint artPrint-and-play games, puzzles and gatheringsPrintable gifts for actual occasionsPrintable shopSelf-contained recorded, filmed or narrated showsShort digital experiences and interactive fiction
✦Certificate of Magnificent UnimportanceA witty printable certificate celebrating the freedom of not being the centre of the universe.Explore gift →✦Official Licence to Have a Terrible DayA compassionate, humorous permission slip for a bad day with a blank space for tomorrow.Explore gift →✦Certificate of Unreasonable OptimismA flamboyant mock award for people who keep attempting impossible things.Explore gift →✦The Grand Procrastination AmnestyAn official-looking amnesty for unfinished projects, complete with satirical conditions.Explore gift →✦Emergency Authority to Say NoA bold, funny certificate for setting boundaries without an exhausting explanation.Explore gift →✦Certificate of Being Terribly InterestingAn affectionate gift certificate for the person whose conversations take unexpected turns.Explore gift →✦Licence to Pursue a Ridiculous DreamAn elaborate mock legal document permitting the holder to attempt an unlikely ambition.Explore gift →✦Official Appointment as Family MythkeeperA family-themed appointment certificate with a page explaining the ceremonial duties.Explore gift →