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The Impossible Gift Shop

A place for unusual gifts and extraordinary ideas.

AllBooks, mini-books, dossiers and downloadablesBrowser-based instruments, simulations and playful toolsBundles, format twists and finite product modelsCertificatesDigital wall art, decks, journals and printable collectionsExisting audio and knowledge repackaged without new recordingsFictional artefacts, absurd bureaucracy and impossible archivesGamesKeepsakesMyth, worldbuilding, storytelling and imaginationNarrow practical printables and useful everyday productsNovelty certificates and delightful nonsenseOccasionsPracticalPrint artPrint-and-play games, puzzles and gatheringsPrintable gifts for actual occasionsPrintable shopSelf-contained recorded, filmed or narrated showsShort digital experiences and interactive fiction
✦The Personal Museum CatalogueA fillable printable exhibition of the recipient’s memories, achievements and absurd personal relics.Explore gift →✦An Official History of Our FriendshipA humorous co-authored printable history with incidents, maps and entirely unreliable annotations.Explore gift →✦The Grandparent Interview TreasuryA substantial printable interview and story collection designed to preserve family memories.Explore gift →✦The Wedding Time Capsule PapersA wedding gift pack of future letters, promises, predictions and humorous sealed instructions.Explore gift →✦The Imaginary Biography of an Ordinary PersonA fill-in fictional biography styled as a lavish account of a profoundly peculiar life.Explore gift →