Nine Realms Institute
The Impossible Gift Shop
A place for unusual gifts and extraordinary ideas.
✦The Birthday TrialA party script putting the guest of honour on trial for crimes of growing older, with comic witness cards.Explore gift →✦Letter From an Imaginary Future GrandchildA clearly fictional, fill-in creative letter for prospective or new grandparents.Explore gift →✦The Divorce Independence CharterA gently irreverent but respectful fresh-start gift with optional humour and reflective prompts.Explore gift →✦The Wedding of Two UniversesAn imaginative print-at-home keepsake telling the story of two fictional galaxies joining, with editable name fields.Explore gift →✦The Unbirthday Gift BoxA printable packet of surprising little games and questions intended for a present without an occasion.Explore gift →✦Nine Dates Without a ScreenNine printable at-home date experiences using conversation prompts, mini-games and small imaginative challenges.Explore gift →✦Retirement Rebellion Starter PackPrintable mission slips, declaration and calendar encouraging chosen adventures after work ends.Explore gift →✦The Future Archaeologist’s ReportA comic archaeological dossier supposedly written centuries later about the recipient and their bizarre civilisation.Explore gift →✦The Alternative Birthday NewspaperA four-page fictional newspaper reporting the recipient's arrival and imaginary future accomplishments; purchaser fills designated blanks.Explore gift →✦The Certificate of Excellent PeculiarityA decorative award with a semi-serious tribute to the recipient's distinctive habits.Explore gift →✦Certificate of Successfully ExistingAn ornate declaration celebrating a wonderfully unlikely human existence, suitable for framing.Explore gift →✦The Licence to Be Older and More DangerousAn age-milestone certificate with humorous privileges and a pocket credential.Explore gift →✦The World’s Least Official Award CeremonyPrintable nomination cards, awards and acceptance speeches for a family evening.Explore gift →✦The Grandparent Adventure LicenceA funny certificate empowering a grandparent to spoil the grandchildren within family-agreed limits.Explore gift →✦Membership of the Society of Unfinished ProjectsA downloadable welcome letter, membership card and certificate for enthusiastic starters.Explore gift →✦Certificate of Spectacularly Bad DecisionsA lovingly sarcastic award for an experienced maker of regrettable choices, with an optional redemption page.Explore gift →✦The Official Human Operating PermitA faux government document listing the absurd maintenance requirements of being human.Explore gift →✦Licence to Start AgainA two-page printable decree of a fresh chapter, plus space for a personally chosen next step.Explore gift →✦The Certificate of Questionable GeniusA flamboyant award recognising the recipient’s ingenuity in uniquely ordinary situations.Explore gift →✦Retirement From Other People’s ExpectationsA playful retirement proclamation allowing the recipient to ignore unsolicited life plans.Explore gift →✦Official Permission to Change Your MindA printable declaration and matching wallet card encouraging healthy reconsideration and humour.Explore gift →✦Certificate of Surviving HumanityA handsome award acknowledging the recipient’s continued tolerance of human behaviour, with a comic citation.Explore gift →✦Diploma in Advanced DaydreamingA faux-academic diploma with mock honours, subject modules and a whimsical transcript; explicitly entertainment, not an accredited qualification.Explore gift →✦Licence to Be UnreasonableA printable tongue-in-cheek licence authorising delightful acts of eccentricity, with a pocket-size version and an A4 display edition.Explore gift →